Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Bad Worship Songs and Coming Soon...

Bob Kauflin of Sovereign Grace Ministries wrote an article called 'Top Ten Ways to Write Bad Worship Songs.' I commend it to you. Check it out here.

Also, coming soon - Christian Manliness, and Modern Evangelicalism and Drinking (Booze!)

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  1. I saw these thoughts on another blog about writing bad worship songs...thought it was funny.

    - Mix and match your metaphors. Let rivers run over mountains in your song. Let the hand of God rain down on you. Stand before the throne on your knees. If you find this mixing and matching difficult to do, reading through modern chorus books or many recent Christian novels will help.
    - If you’re writing a worship song, talk TO God sometimes and ABOUT God at other times. If you can squeeze them both into the same line, especially in the chorus (if you must have one), all the more mediocre.
    - Never; ever rewrite your song after the first draft. If you hit a lyrical block, you can use the words “really” or hallelujah” or “to the Lord” very effectively to keep the song moving. If you must rewrite, do it when you’re tired, depressed or angry. Don’t throw away the first draft, just in case the song inadvertently improves.
    -Give the song a title that never appears in the lyric. Make it obtuse or completely meaningless in relation to the song. One-word titles patterned after concepts or naturally occurring phenomenon are good. Some ideas are; - Rainy Day Worship Song #19 - Sun - The Three Of Us - Wind - Mountains And Sea - anything about shouting - You - Before The Throne.

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